Natural Predator

The Starburstohlic strikes again. Yup. Faullyn, stalking his favorite prey: a strawberry starburst. Just something random that popped into my head the other day.

And I was also bored enough to write a Crocodile Hunter parody over this, hosted by Steve "Earwigg" (lol, stole that from YouTube). IDK, If you're bored, you might find it funny.

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"Ello boys n girls! My name is Steve Earwigg, and today I'm gonna be showing you a highly intelligent, natural predator in his natural habitat, hunting his natural prey. This creature is called a Faullyn. <...What?... I thought... Oh that's his- ok...> Sorry about that; This creature's NAME is Faullyn, and he is a... Cadr... uh... Cai... <How do I say this?> Just... He's some sort of half-breed... hybrid... alien thing. ANYWAY, today, Faullyn here is stalking his favorite critter in the world to chew on: The strawberry starburst. An EXTEMELY stupid creature that never runs or hides, and doesn't even possess any sort of protection against its predators, other than a sophisticated wrapper that can sometimes confuse the predators as they try to open it. Unfortunately for this starburst, Faullyn here is highly intelligent, and can remove it in the blink of an eye! The second the Starburst's wrapper is off, it's a goner. An attack like this is one of the most BRUTAL encounters between beasts that a man has ever been seen. Parents, I'd recommend you divert your children's eyes when this happens. Now remember, the LAST thing you EVER want to do is YOINK A TARGETED STARBURST! The pure carnage this creature will cause to take it back is so destructive, you might as well put a shotgun you your head and blow your brains out! ...Observe as I demonstrate..." *Yoink* "Can you hear him growling in a furious-" *head gets pulled from his shoulders*

*Faullyn takes the Starburst and stares evilly at the cameramen, who run away screaming*

*Steve Earwigg's head regrows and he follows them* "HE'S ANGRY!!! HE'S ANGRY!!!" ---static--- " <Lucky I learned how to regenera- Oh, were' on?...> And that, boys n girls, is why you should NEVER get in the way of this creature, properly nicknamed the Starburstoholic. I'm Steve Earwigg, and thanks for watching." *pulls out a starburst*

*Gray hand comes from nowhere and yoinks the starburst*

"Hey! You little bastard, I'll-" *blood showers the camera and cuts it off*

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